I don’t know if Eventful uses RSS, but they are an event aggregator, just as I asked for in 2003. Just goes to show, you don’t have to wait forever, just a decade. Though, to be fair, they were founded in 2004, so it just took me a decade to find them. And I only found them because of this mailchimp tag.
They even have an API. Nice!
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